Today

Mom made some really nasty rice noodles and we did not like them, even Sassy the noodle freak did not like them. They were cooked in turkey broth and Mom said she was going to add GarGum to thicken it but that she had her Cream of Tartar in the same kind of container, and got the wrong one. She put it in there and made the noodles taste sour. They went in the garbage disposal.

She blames it on some Aunt Flow who is always visiting, but we never see her. I wish I could find her so I could whip her. She is bad. Always makes Mom either an air head or makes her all grouchy and stressed out.

I really do not think it is this Aunt. What I think is that Mom gets that way when she comes in heat. Cause I can tell, that is when she acts funny. It is not fair cause when Nails used to come in heat they locked her up in her kennel and only let her out for bathroom breaks. She got used to it. Then one day she went away and came back with a big sore on her belly and she smelled different, now she does not come in heat. Maybe Mom should do that it would be a lot less stressful on her. Humans do the strangest things.

Sassy bird gets all grouchy one time of the year and even though her smell does not change as much, it does some, and I can tell that why she is that way. Then her and Mom will fight and she will bite for no reason at all. We guys are so lucky, we do not have that at all. Dad and I do just fine together. I glad I a boy.