Good Morning, my name is Barney I am a Miniature Pinscher. I am very very sexy. I am a boy but Mom says I am missing some boy parts, so I will never have any kids. I do not remember loosing those parts, cause it was over fast, and only hurt a couple of days.

My ears were cut when I was young, but it hurt a lot. It makes me very sexy, but it hurt. I do not mind them being touched now though. Mom said she would never do it again unless it was done when they was just a tiny baby. My sister Nails had hers done when she was 3 days old and she not remember at all, and it never hurt her much at all.

I was born on Sept 11, 2005. Mom says I have an important birthday, but I not sure why.

Dad and I have been working in the basement, he put down tiles with mud and I was not allowed in the mud or to walk on the tiles. I really wanted to play in the mud, and what is wet grout anyway. We are getting ready for some painting today. I like to get under the drips and get polka dots. This evening I will have yellow dots. Winter is good for working inside cause it is too cold to even go out to pee. But you have too. Dad shoveled us a path so we could go out and poop. the snow is over our backs.

I have one sister Nails who is also a Min Pin. I have another Sister Sassy, who is a Red Lord Amazon Bird. Nails whole name is Nine inch Nails she was born in March of 2004 while Mommy and Daddy where in Florida for Bike Week. Sassy was born about 1997, at least that is close to when. She can live for 80 years so she is a teen now.