Stinky

The SUV smells like glue and stuff now. it really stinks. The seats are now slippery and we has a cover on them anyway. I thought the leather was so we not need a cover on seats, but Mommy says that we need a cover so we not slide around. It just a blanket. and we love blankets anyway. Mom says the blanket is old and can be tossed in the wash when we get it stinky.

I not sure why she thinks we always get stuff stinky. We not stinky at all. She washes us and makes us stinky if you ask me. We just gets to smelling good and then she washes us. We gets our bed and couch and stuff smelling good and she washes it and makes it all stinky. Just not understand. We just got the wash thing yesterday, Couch covers, carpet, Bed covers, Crate pillows, She dusted and washed floors. Vacuumed. Then we had to get a bath. Knew that bath was coming when she started the cleaning stuff. She said that we not really need Mopping yet

Mom says that if you gonna have critters in the house you has to pay for it with cleanings. Sassy's cage even got cleaned and disinfected. Mom hates dusting If you looking for dirt in our house you can find DUST somewhere and maybe some cobwebs.. That's why Mommy says we have Sassy and not another kind of bird, Cause Sassy is not dusty. Amazons do not make dust dander like Cockatoos. Mommy says African Grays have a little dust, but nothing like a Cockatoo. She wants another Gray but Sassy doesn't.

I think if we not careful we get our nails trimmed soon. Oh well I think it time for a nap now. I tired. Mom got me up early and shut me out of the bedroom so I could not go back to bed. She says I not need to go back to bed.