I haven't been feeling very well

After I fell in the pool, I got upset stomach and puked, but Dad didn't feed me later so I got starved, then he came home and fed me and I gorged, I ate mine & Nails & my treats, then I was so stuffed that I puked again twice last night. Mom not here and she not able to give me enzymes, Dad couldn't find um. 

Mom told Dad to give me some food in the morning, cause I was starving and gorging self, he gets home so late that I starving, then he feeds supper treats too close to food and not enough room in there for the treats so I puke. Today he gave us some breakfast and then came home put us in pen at lunch and gave us some more. So I not be starving. I a little feller and even tho I tend to get fat, I can't be left to eat all at once.. So while Mom gone Dad gonna hafta feed us less food 2 times a day. 

I want Mom to come home, I miss her & it not helping my upset belly any at all. I should have went with her, I wouldn't have almost drowned & I wouldn't have gotten sick after. Nails is Dads girls & she is fine wif Dad, but I think I need my Mommy.. I know Mom can't leave Jesse, but the only reason I tried to eat her is cause I was mad they was both gone. Get older and grouchy we all do it. 

I don't know how long Mom be gone. She says maybe all weekend yet. sigh 

I fell in pool!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE HORROR, I GOT WET AND IN MY EARS!!!!!

Dad put us out 4 PP, he went to let us back in and It was such a Beautiful morning that I stayed outside. I was playing and having a wonderful time. I love to chase the Doves that drink out of the pool.. They in my yard and they not should be, it my yard. 

Anyway it was so nice a morning that Dad had windows open and Sassy was taking and making happy birdie noises out the windows. (She a chicken, likes screen between her and scary world. Will go outside but rather not.) so wif window open Dad heard me crying. He got up and ran to look and I was in the pool. I had found a spot I could touch so I could cry. I couldn't cry till I could touch so I could been in there almost dyeing a while. I swear that bird was watching me and laughing, I swear she was. 

Mom been saying we need get out lessons to learn to get out of the pool if we fall, but she just says it not do it. We usually not loose alone in the yard. We has our pen where we safe. But I just proved her right that we need lessons. I don't want lessons I hate pool, was stupid birds fault. Doves drink out my pool and not expect me to chase them? I might not like pool but it part of my yard, so it mine. 

Dad saved me so I ok. I not happy, but and I need a long snugglely nap.