Monday, May 27, 2013

Well this posed to post automatically to twitter and Facebook.. But NOT

I don't know what is up wif posting my blog and Moms to Facebook and Twitter, some times it do, and sometimes it not. 

Our power out again, it not like I care, Mom turn on generator so I not hot. That all matters, no TV so it quiet. BOL. 

I have sneaky suspension that something going on. Mom bought Milk Bones, she knows Nails can't have Milk Bones, and I Don't get um either cause they make me fat. They setting in box on table, the dog on the box is a Jack Russell and he is staring at me. He says come here get me tear open box and eat. SWEAR! He say that! 

Mom say they Jesse treats for trip, What trip? Where we going? What she mean only Jesse going? This is so unfair. I swear I won't try kill Jesse if she stay home, or better yet if I get go along. SWEAR! Mom says long drive for one person and 3 dogs anyway. I could go, but stupid Jesse cries and freaks out if Mom leave her much. Then she gets upset & pukes and looses weight. Then she attacks us and we fight Back and well you know how well that works out. 

They gots all kinds of excuses why Jesse gets to go and I don't, but really I think she playing favorites. I better than Jesse. I give toilet cuddles and everything. (Jump up in lap while Mom on toilet & cuddle & snuggle under her neck) I best dog here. What we get hair cuts and baths 4 if not going along? I guess I have Dad and he pretty liberal with treats when Mom gone. But i love truck rides. Any kind of rides, so it unfair I want to go see Gma too. 

I gonna sulk now, talk to you later. 


Saturday, May 25, 2013

So dang mad... Grrrrrrrr

After last nights fiasco of swimming, we didn't dry fast nuf & Dad said we still stunk. I gonna bite dad when he gets home, swear... 

We got hair cuts and spray baths. So degrading. Mom even sprayed smelly natural stuff all over out couch pillows and beds. It will take weeks to get our smells back right.. I did get to laugh at Jesse tho. 

When Mom calls Jesse in that sweet voice Jesse would jump off cliff to come. So Jesse was hiding cause she was last to bath.. Mom just walk over by door and call in sweet voice and Jesse got suckered, popped right out of hiding. I still snickering. Stupid move.. BOL. 

Well at least it's over for a while, I hate cleaning, Mom wanted to go shopping than go target and get our treats can only get there and Dad took Glenn away wif credit card so she stayed home and cleaned. Nother reason to bite Dad, he gonna get it.. 

At least we getting nice nap now.. SIGH,, It good thing I furgets all about being mad when I sees Dad.. Ok I might remember later and give him stink eye, but I furgets for while. 

Power & Water stupid pool sucks.

Our power went out, Mom figured out how to get Internet with a power inverter battery jump box. Whatever the heck that is. We has our generator on camper, but no had Internet or TV cause they in house. We could have TV or Internet with power box but not both, so Mom got Internet. It ok now we has power again. 

Yesterday was awful Dad said we stunk and we was dirty, so we got put in pool and rinsed off, the girls got it first & I was staying out of reach and laughing and running and making fun of them. I run past Mom setting at edge of pool, I thought I was too fast 4 her, but she reached out and plucked me out of mid run. Then put me in nth old pool in nasty old water. She says I scared even tho I can swim, I not scared I swear it really only that I don't like water. I not splashing and freaking out really.. When I over head I not panic, swear.. But mostly she just put me on step and rub dust out me. I hate it.. The girls swim more gracefully than me, but they hates it too. We not water dogs. Nails was scared till she figured out she could reach bottom on step. Then she just mad. Mom says we needs to learn where the step is so we can get out of we fall in, but I don't want learn.. Yuck. 

We not stink now, but we still mad.. 

Friday, May 24, 2013

I sorry I tried to eat my sister

 M&D went on a Mcycle ride and left us with Lee at mechanics house, we stayed in our camper. After lunch Lee let us out and went in house. Jesse is mean and she tried to whip me but I got mad and I got her down and tried to kill her, she small and fragile not know why she so mean. I tried to rip her belly open but I older now and my teeth not so sharp. Mom thinks Nails tried to help me, cause her back legs are still sore like we almost pulled her apart. Nails had dirt on her and Jesse was covered in dirt. 

Lee was very upset, Mom got home and gave her baby aspirin, and waited and watched to see if she would live, she lived. She almost all better now. But now she not get to stay in pen wif us, she in crate and we in pen when they go work. Vet wouldn't have been able to help her, she was eating and drinking, pooing and peeing, so Mom knew she was not too damaged inside. But took her a week to walk right. 

She still tries to boss me, she learn nothing. Worse part is she gets to go with Mom places cause Mom says if we not try kill her she could stay wif us. It is unfair. She says we did her like we do poor rabbits that get in our yard and she not a rabbit. Mom took her to work for a week and we had to stay home. I not think it good to give her special treatment cause she mean to me, Sometimes life is not fair. 

I was mad cause they left, I don't like it when they leave, they left last weekend on Mcycles again and when they got home I got out of yard and ran away, I went couple blocks over, Dad had to get car, and when I saw car I come for ride, he was mad at me. I boss and let him know I not like it when they leave. Mom was looking for me on Mcycle too, but I didn't come to it. I didn't go out the subdivision but Mom says some people drive crazy fast down main subdivision road and they could ran over me. It not as bad as big road tho. They was getting scared by time they found me, serves um right I say. Leaving me home with babysitter like a dog. 

Well now I gonna get off my soap box and see what the day brings, no more eating of my sister. SIGH!! 
 

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

today

Mom finally got out of here early nuf to get to work early, now she waiting on Dad so she can go get parts. It is going to get hot by the end of the week. I think it sucks. But we have shade, and water, and a nice size pen wif beds. Jesse has to stay in crate all day cause of me trying to kill her. For some reason they don't trust us alone together. Nails an I stay in pen. Jesse right next to us. Mom says it frustrating to have to separate us. would be much easier if we could all be in pen, that what they got it for. Plenty room if we need to go bathroom and not make mess, can pee down rocks. Poo in off to side. Haven't pooed in pen yet.

We need better electric at Camper, we keep getting the AC turned off cause of low voltage. Camper has a safety thing so it not tear things up, but still is annoying. Stays off for 60 seconds. Hasn't caused any major problems like Roasting Sassy in camper, but it hasn't been that hot yet either. Dad getting more and more jobs, so we need to get elective fixed if we stay here and get new contract.

Well Mom says dad be there soon so I have to stop typing. Have a good MinPin day.

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

We have new house

Mom & Dad bought us a new house on wheels. It has more room than old house on wheels, old house hooked to truck and was pulled along wif our motorcycles in back, this one goes without truck. & pulls trailer wif motorcycles in back. Mom says she wishes house in Missouri would sell soon. And house in Illinois, but at least house in Illinois is paying for its self. House in Missouri taking money every month and its taking money to fix it up so it will sell. Bad house.