Not much

Not much going on today. I setting here in Gma R's house, we went to Gma H's house and no one was home, so we left some buckets and just left, then we went to town n Mom n Uncle Jeffrey went in a store and I barked at people. then we left. They come out with a piece of paper each.

Now it blast furnace outside so we setting here in AC. Mom says we going to hook up camper morrow morning and take it somewhere, then we going to load Kawasaki in truck and go home morrow afternoon. I think I ready to go home. We not getting much done, it too hot to work outside much. I miss Daddy and he misses Mom. He keeps calling her and calling her for nothing n she says she not get anything done that way. LOL.

Mom says it time to go put some more gas in the camper for the last night in it. I not sure what is going on. I guess I go out with Mom and follow her back and forth carrying gas. LOL.

Later, Barney

Having fun

We been having fun at Gma R's Mom been busy. She and uncle Jeffrey stayed up too late last night n I just got tired and went to bed with Gma R. It was late and I was tired. I stayed and slept with her when Mom, Nails and Sassy went to the camper to sleep. We came in early tonight so I came along n now we in camper where we should be to sleep. I not think Merlot is a good reason to stay up and make noise while watching Supernatural.

The camper must be being bad cause Mom been saying bad words to it about some kind of battery charger being junk.

Mom been working over all Gma R's Animals. She Castrated 3 baby calves, she Frontlined everyone in the house, She cut Solo's "Puff Ball" hair all off. She has been worming everyone. She gave baby cats shots and nose spray to go with their frontline and wormer. Poor Puff Ball had over 100 fleas on him. Gma sucked a bunch of them up in her vacuum while they cut his hair. He did not seem to mind all the noisy things like I would have. He not even afraid when the vacuum pull his skin up or when it get a hold of his tail. I not saying he brave, or I chicken but I think vacuum is for attacking and whipping. Clippers are ok, but they best for avoiding.

Mom been riding her motorcycle in the evenings but this evening she says she was too tired. Been doing so much need to rest. She took Gma to farm store to get shots for cats and wormers, even got new clippers for Solo, yesterday and today they went to see someone named Sam, and he had all kinds of good things they brought home including some more of that Merlot stuff. Then they went truck shopping but they not buy one of those. No wonder they tired. Not too much Merlot tonight, better get some sleep.

When Mom gets tired I not mind at all. I sleep with her all day or all night if she wants. I LOVE to sleep as long as I gets food, water and bathroom breaks I could sleep with her all day and night. Not need any walks or anything like that.

Night all

We made it in last night

We unhooked the camper and then they left us inside and went to wal-mart. So sucky. We got to spend the Day with Grandma R. and we got to visit with our cousin Min Pin's And The Papalion Fuzz Ball, or Solo. Mom rode her Kawasaki motorcycle around and we visited with Grandma. Something is wrong with the plug for the camper and they can not get it to work. The generator works but the plug does not so we have to run the generator at night to have AC. then the front AC goes out and now we has to run only the rear AC and use a fan to pull the air up to the bedroom so we not be hot in bed.

Dad is off fishing with his Dad and his Nephew Levi. Mom and us are resting in the camper. Sassy bird is sleeping in her cage with covers over it so she not get cold since the AC back where she is has to cool whole camper. They took a boat and went on the Mississippi. The river is high and it is kinda scary Mom says. But Dad says raising high water makes for good fishing. I guess we has to tweet a photo of Sassy tomorrow cause now that I tweeted a photo of me wearing her feather they want to see her. OH well, she in bed now so we has to try and member to do it morrow.

I hope Dad catches some nasty old fish since he likes to do that.

Later, Barney.

Gun

I forgot to tell you all that M&D got their permits to carry guns. They got them months ago I just forgot that I had said they applied for them. Mom got a bigger gun at first but decided it was too heavy and too big to hide on her body. So now she has Elsie, a Ruger LCP .380. I do not Like Elsie I bark at her when I see her. I stay away from her. She has never hurt me, but I do not like her at all. She is small and light, but Mom says she is mean anyway.

Mom is used to having her around and keeps her with her all the time. I do not mind her when she is in her holder thing on Mom, but I do not like her when she gets out. Mom says she glad she not need to use her, but she is glad she is there sometimes. There was one time when we were walking she was glad she had a gun with her. I think It was me, I protected Mom. I big and bad. Her moving her hand to her waist was not it. It was me. I was the protection she needed. She never got the gun out, she just moved her hand toward it, so I know it was me and Nails that changed the guys mind about us being a mark.

Mommy says she will feel naked when she goes to Illinois this weekend, cause she always has Elsie with her. She says that the local County police would not mind if she carried Elsie, but if she ran into a State officer or a City cop they might get upset. She knows the County Sheriff, and he would be ok with it.

Well I better get to packing my stuff up for the weekend in Illinois. I will protect Mommy, I will. She can just throw Elsie away. LOL.

YEAH

We are packing, Mom packed our leashes, and some treats. She packed the bird stuff in the camper. We are going to go see Grandma. I am so excited. I ready to go. Weeeee. I love to visit with Grandma and with all my cousin Min Pins at both Grandma's houses. Even my mean little tiny litter mate sister, She might be grouchy but I like visiting her.

She says we have to pack clothes and food yet and then we be ready to go. I ready now... Sassy Bird loves to visit Grandma R. I ready to go, Dad says he going fishing with his Daddy this weekend. I not go fishing. Chip the old Dog that used to be my friend before he went over rainbow bridge, he went fishing with Dad. He was bigger and he could swim if he fell in the river. I not big enough to fight the river currents if I fall in. So I have to stay home.

Well Mom has to get packing so I have to quit typing.

Barney Dog.

Mom getting old

Mom turned 45 yesterday, She mowed the yard the night before so she could take the day off. She says I could not blog cause she was taking the day off. I not get older till September 11th. No I did not blow up the twin towers, I was born after that happened just on the same day. I was born in 2005. Nails was born in march on 2004. Wait I getting old too, I be 5 years old this year. It not fair that I get old in 10 years and Mom still not too old at 45. Nails is 6 now. She be 6.5 when I is 5. I hope Mom does not start looking at puppies. We not need no puppies even if Auntie Angie has a new litter of Min Pins for sale. I sure glad she lives all the way in West Virginia. Puppies too far away. Whew.

Oh Mom says we not get a puppy until I gets old and stiff, I better stay healthy and fast. I can run, I outrun the kids on their bicycles as they race me down the street. I inside my fence, they outside. Mom says I the best and she not want to train a puppy so we safe for long time yet. Whew.

We may be going to see Grandma this weekend, that will be good. Mom says she taking her dirt/street bike so she can ride it on the farm and around. I not seen my Grandmas or my cousin Min Pins in a long time. I not seen my blood sister Min Pin in a long time either. It be good to visit with them all. Even if I get fleas. Fleas will just have to die later. It about time for more treatment and more wormer anyway.

Well I hope you all had a good day yesterday, We did. I helped Mom lay around and take it easy when she was not off riding that stupid Motorcycle with her new saddle bags. Oh sorry. Forgot, not stupid motorcycle. Just motorcycle.

Catch you later, Barney.

Summer

I like summer but it is kinda hot.
I like grass but it is kinda itchy.
I like food but it makes me fat.
I like water but it makes me have to pee.
I hate baths but they make me feel good.
I hate hair cuts but they also make me feel good.
I hate toe nail trims, and do not see any good side to those.
I hate shots, and wormer, but they keep me healthy.
I like cuddles but they make Nails Jealous.
I like naps but they make me snore.
I like Nails but she steals my lovin.
I like Sassy but she laughs at me.
I like my crate, but sometimes the door gets locked.
I hate my outside kennel, but they say I need it for when they take trips.
I like Twitter, cause I get to Tweet.
I like blogging cause I get attention.
I love attention..

Worked hard yesterday

What a day yesterday, Mom Mowed, then she cut the sleeves off some T shirts, then she ran the trimmer forever, she spent 2 tanks of gas and had to put on new string. The yard looks nice except for the camper and truck in the back yard. it will be there till next week when it gets taken to Grandma's so we can go visit her. I hope it does not kill our grass, we just got it back from the last time the camper was setting in it. IT takes up so much room we cannot see down the road without going around it. I hate it there.

Mom says she has to clean house today and maybe go shopping if it not rain too much. She not like to shop in the rain cause she takes the Kawasaki. I not mind her cleaning, but she could stay home, I like that best. Unless I get to go along. If we get to go along then YEAH. if we has to stay here then I hope it rains her shopping out.

Weird Light in Sky

That so sucks I like my tweets.

We had a weird light in the sky last night. It was 8:30pm and should have been dark I think. and it was cloudy and had been much darker earlier. But Mom looked out the frosted glass in the front door and saw an orange looking light. it looked almost like headlights to a car shining in the door. So they opened the window blinds back up and it was very bright outside again, but still the sun was under the clouds and the light was orange. It was very weird. No we did not get a photo, it is hard to take a photo of light. Plus no one thought of it at the time.

We all went outside on the back deck to look. Nails and I went pee, we did not think much of it. Light is light. But M&D thought it was weird.

Camper

The Camper smells nasty, dead Mouses in camper. They was live long nuf too pee and poop all over my camper, and then they ate green stuff and died. I told M&D not to leave the camper at Larry's. It all his Fault I know.

They clean and clean yesterday trying to get the dead mousies. Found nasty ones under the bed in the big storage compartment. Mommy gagged. LOL. I wanted to roll in them I did, but please do not tell Mom that.

Our bed got disinfected and our sheets and pillows and covers, and the fork drawer got taken in the house and everything ran through dishwasher with bleach gel in it. Then the drawer got bleached, and the pot holders washed. Mom said it was so yuck. They did not get in every thing cause some stuff up high they could not reach. Daddy worked hard, he cleaned too. Mommy kept gagging and leaving. LOL. I think that funny. Dad says he found their entry hole, but Mom says they still need to leave some food for them inside the storage compartment.

Oh well I not sure when we going somewhere but it ok as long as we get to go along cause I hate when we has to stay in kennel outside. The bird cage is in camper so that is good sign. We not loading clothes or anything so prob not going any time soon.